Saturday, October 30, 2010

Hey, Golic! Yes, Greeney!

Welcome back to Mike and Mike in the Morning, brought to you as always by Progressive. Get a quote in about six minutes, compare rates from top car insurers, and save with a policy that's right for you. Shopping less and saving more--now that's Progressive.

Now Golic, this guy, this blogger, Matt Strosnider--I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly--he writes this blog called Fake Field Goal Pass 2. Anyways, he announced he was "back" after a long hiatus, then what does he do? He writes three blogs. One of which is just a picture of Brad Childress's head on Christian Bale's body. I mean, three? That's how many pizzas you had during the commercial break.

Stop it. Sorry, I forgot it was a crime to like pizza! Better than you, Mr. I Know All The Wiggles Songs By Heart.

You're darn right I know all The Wiggles songs and I'm not ashamed to admit it. This hack "fat guy-metrosexual guy" riff was brought to you by Domino's Pizza. Right now you can get two medium two-topping pizzas for $5.99 each, and get one specialty pizza for only two dollars more. Enter to win at Show Us Your Pizza dot com and be awarded $500 if your pizza wins. Domino's Pizza--mouth-watering taste at a jaw-dropping value.

So, what does Matt Strosnider and Colby Lewis have in common? Buster Olney drops by to weigh in on the blogger and the World Series. This is Mike and Mike in the Morning...

On ESPN Radio.





Welcome back to Mike and Mike in the Morning, brought to you by P90X. Get absolutely ripped in just 90 days with P90X. Don't believe me? Go to Beach Body dot com, click on the microphone, and type "Mike". You can try a P90X risk free trial for 90 days. Don't like it? You can send it back, but trust me, you won't. Once again, go to Beach Body dot com, click on the microphone, and type "Mike". P90X--all it takes is an hour a day to get in the best shape of your life. Buster Olney joins us on the Subway Fresh Take Hotline. Buster, what do you make of this Matt Strosnider?

You know, guys, I really don't see the problem with this guy. Sure, he doesn't bring it every night, but when he does, watch out. He's witty, he's funny, he can write little remarks to put underneath pre-existing pictures. I mean, sure, is he worth three minutes of your workday? I don't know. But for what you're paying him, I think he's doing just fine.

Thank you. That's what I was trying to tell this sissy here during the break. The kid's doing fine. Back off! His stuff is pretty funny, it'll get you through the day, and in the end, you can have a laugh. On the other hand, I don't think he's that funny. I personally don't think it will get you through the day, nor have I had a laugh during it.

But...you just said...you never stick to a poi...you just flip-flop...oh, nevermind. Yeah, I think the kid will be just fine.

Thank you, Buster. Buster Olney, as always, joining us on the Subway Fresh Take Hotline. Mike and Mike in the Morning, brought to you by Adam and Eve's Dildo Store. Shop the Adam and Eve official site for all your sex toy and dildo needs. Adam and Eve--you've got a hole, we wanna fill it. Thanks for joining us today. Glad we could touch on so many sports topics and each take a definitive side without being gimmicky, insulting to your intelligence, and above all, for sale. Thanks everybody, we'll see you Monday, on Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio.

No comments:

Post a Comment