Sunday, January 16, 2011

The Heartbeat of America



At 12:30 in the morning, (alleged Tucson shooter Jared Loughner) checked into Room 411 at a Motel 6 less than two miles from his house — an occasional habit, his parents later told investigators. The motel, a mottled brown building, sits near a railroad track; one of its rooms is still boarded up, marking where a guest shot himself recently.

~The New York Times
January 15, 2011





We'll leave the light on for you.



Wooooooo-weeeeeee! Come on down to Motel 6 down here in Tucson! We've got...

An arcade!


A swimming pool!


Some beds!


And...





So come on down to Motel 6 Tucson! We promise you'll check out as satisfied as you checked in, especially after enjoying a pleasant stay devoid of violence and terror, without a hint of lifelong, agonizing trauma.


IN A RELATED STORY




Soon after Loughner checked out of the Motel 6, he tried to buy ammunition at a Wal-Mart store nearby. After those efforts failed, he drove two miles to a Super Wal-Mart store and bought the ammunition.

~The Washington Post
January 15, 2011




You don't tell me, I won't have to lie.


Come to the Wal-Mart in Tucson that's not the Super Wal-Mart! We've got...

INCEPTION on Blu-ray!


And everything else!*

*Any deli needs will have to be purchased at the nearby Super Wal-Mart, located conveniently two miles away.


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