Fake Field Goal Pass Two: To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Brad Childress!

Another week in the NFL, another bye week for the Indianapolis Colts. So let's roll through some quick thoughts on the other games in Week 7...

Ted Ginn Jr. can't play in the NFL. He just can't. It amazes me that some wide receivers in the NFL can't catch. Um, isn't that your only job? And you get paid millions to do it? Can you imagine if a garbage man got paid $8 million but couldn't pick up your trash?

I LOVE betting against Tampa Bay, Cleveland, and St. Louis. It's a second job that I don't have to work at. But I imagine the 20 point lines are coming...

There's a huge group of teams in the middle (i.e. Cowboys, Bears, Chargers) who have NO IDEA who they are. So how are we supposed to know?

Not only does John Fox now have to bench Jake Delhomme, he has to take him in the backyard and shoot him.

This hurts me as a Penn State fan, but Larry Johnson is just a bad, stupid guy.

PICS OF THE WEEK

Anything better than a hilarious quarterback comparison graphic? Yes, there is! How about one where the better one is arrogantly sitting between the two! I wish I would have gotten a pic of last week's HILARIOUS comparison of Brady (380 yards, 6TD's, 0 INT's) and Collins (-7 yards, 0 TD's, 1 INT). Only that would have topped this. Well, that or if Kyle Boller would have started.

Marc Bulger: Newborn or homeless, drunk cripple?

Austin Collie's missionary trip. If he weren't so awesome, I'd make fun of him more. You know, for being Mormon.

Bradley Fletcher, what do you have to say about this play?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk!!!!"

The lesson, as always...

Don't make Miles Austin smile or laugh...

Because he is hideously ugly.

This week's game...

WHO DO YOU LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN WITH?

Ok, so you're leaving on a three day trip. Your normal babysitter has swine flu, and you need a quick fill in. Do you take...

Westley Allan Dodd?

Albert Fish?

Or Brad Childress, who supposedly wore lipstick, high heels, pantyhose, and a wig on the team plane to keep his team at ease?

So...what's Dodd's number again?

VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

My beef with this commercial: Who in the WORLD plays backyard football like this? Offensive and defensive lines but no defensive backs? Guys on the bench when they could be, you know, GUARDING THE RECEIVER? And the guy STILL has to dive for a pass a professional quarterback throws? Oh wait, it must be that intense pass rush from the BACKYARD FOOTBALL DEFENSIVE LINE that makes him sail it.