The Snooze Button

Don't worry, Bill. A team starring Seneca Wallace, Julius Jones, and John Carlson could make anybody doze off.

Seattle is a really boring team. The Colts are really good, and fun to watch. I bet Jim Mora Jr. is an asshole.

And with that, my pictures of the game!

I feel like whatever "Elderly English woman drinking tea" joke I pop off at this picture will come off as cheap and easy, so I'll just let it go. Good cause.

But that reminds me of something I have wanted to get off my chest for years:

1) No way would Daniel Hillard get his own children's TV show after a character ("Mrs. Doubtfire") he created was involved in such a bizarre, manipulative act on his own family. He would never, EVER see his kids again, and the press would be up to their elbows with transvestite father jokes. As a matter of fact, no way Daniel Hillard even gets that job, even with his quirky charisma and voice talents. He was rapping with the dinosaurs (alone) when he should have been shipping! And then he insults the boss! If the shipping/receiving guy at your job was playing with toy dinosaurs and singing, would you promote him or mock him with your friends?

2) No way do you feel sorry for Daniel in his divorce proceedings. You're wearing a blue powder suit, Daniel! I'm supposed to believe you can't breathe without your children, but the best you could do at the court to save your relationship with them is a suit Eric Montross would wear to a reunion?

3) No way did I see that movie in the theater, laugh my balls off, and later beg my grandma to buy the VHS.

What's Going On In This Photograph?

A) Seneca Wallace is beaten down following a game that just isn't going his team's way

B) Seneca Wallace feels a little over-his-head in this whole NFL thing

C) An assistant coach is showing Seneca Wallace his penis

D) Who's Seneca Wallace?

E) I don't have enough information to accurately answer this question

Wow, FOX. A close-up of an anonymous player's disgusting foot being wrapped? Next to your annoying fucking robot jumping rope? To quote Jim Mora Jr.: "Not acceptable."

"Hey P, remember that time you, me, and Bradford Banta ran a train on that prostitute in the Slippery Noodle parking lot?"

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And now, a game I like to call:

LET'S COMPARE PEYTON MANNING'S GAME LOG TO JAMARCUS RUSSELL'S!

Peyton Manning's Game Log

JaMarcus Russell's Game Log

That ties in with...

Today's Quote(s) of the Weekend!

“I thought he played his best football all year in terms of where he is going with it and his presence and all of those things.” ~ Raiders coach Tom Cable, on JaMarcus (QB rating of 48.5, a completion percentage of 36%, 0 TD's, 1 fumble) Russell

"Chad Simpson, out with an abdominal injury...and released by the team." ~ Dick Stockton

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By the way, the odds for the upcoming "Quake by the Lake" are out:

Lebron James (-1200)

vs.

Braylon Edwards

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SERIAL KILLER FACT OF THE WEEK!

Eric Beishline was once seeing arguing with a flagpole.

And there you have it. To celebrate a victory over Jim Mora Jr., a favorite video of mine.

Good day, and Go Horse.