Judging by the Parents, We Can Rule Child Acting Out...

Rumors are running rampant in New York City that Kate Hudson is pregnant with Alex Rodriguez's baby. I just want to know if Kurt Russell has been with Goldie Hawn long enough for his DNA to sneak in there.

That poor, hypothetical child. Let's hope he/she can make up for the sins of their parents:

Kate Hudson's Last Twelve Films:

Bride Wars (2009)

My Best Friend's Girl (2008)

Fool's Gold (2008)

You, Me And Dupree (2006)

The Skeleton Key (2005)

Raising Helen (2004)

Le divorce (2003)

Alex & Emma (2003)

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

The Four Feathers (2002)

The Cutting Room (2001)

Dr. T and the Women (2000)

Alex Rodriguez's Last Four Playoff Performances:

2008: Team did not make playoffs

2007: .267 AVG, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 6 K's

2006: .071 AVG, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 4 K's

2005: .133 AVG, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 5 K's

Here's hoping A-Rod's sperm produces better in October.