Fake Field Goal Pass Two: Immaturity! Read All About It!

It's Week 14 again, so obviously we're due for another edition of...

WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE NFL!

We know that...

Bruce Gradkowski threw for more touchdowns (3) in the fourth quarter against the defending Super Bowl Champions (in a WIN, on THEIR field) than JaMarcus Russell has all year long (2)

Dolphins coach Tony Sparano scouted a Bill Belichick defense for an entire week and, with a straight face, drew up a gameplan where Chad Henne would throw the ball 52 times...and it worked

Vikings coach Brad Childress decided to let a 40-year old arm throw the ball 45 times, while his 24-year old running back (in the absolute peak of physical perfection) should only carry the ball 13 times against Arizona...and it didn't work

Norv Turner can't cover a 13.5 point spread against the Browns, even when spotted a 27-7 lead at the beginning of the fourth quarter (more on him in a second)

People that live in Kansas City have to watch the Chiefs and Royals, which is the equivalent of getting your shirt caught in a conveyor belt machine, leaving you seconds to choose between severing your arm at the wrist or elbow to escape

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers saw Jake Delhomme was out, had to immediately think, "Wait, so you mean someone that's even worse than him is going to start? AND DeAngelo Williams is going to be out?" and still lost the game

Eric Mangini, Tom Cable, Jim Zorn, and The Kubester are all DEFINITELY fired the second their team's season is done, unless some dumb owner gets sucked in by late season improvement (in Cable and Zorn's situation)

Wade Phillips and Norv Turner are fired if they don't right the ship in the later months and playoffs

And the Colts won again.

It's always nice to have a constant, right?

HOW TO TELL TOM COUGHLIN YOU KNOCKED HIS DAUGHTER UP

So...um, Tom. Well, you know how your daughter and I have been seeing each other for a couple months now?

Yeah, well...well, you see...listen, I know I'm not all that financially responsible right now. But I have ideas. Big ideas. And your daughter fits in with those ideas, especially now...because...well...

Well, you have a beautiful daughter, Mr. Coughlin. Just beautiful. And, well...jeez...well, do you remember when we went to go see THE BLIND SIDE at the drive-in? I think it was...yeah, it was last Thursday night. Ring a bell? Do you remember that? I think you were doing your X's and O's thing...

Well, you know...I kinda sorta...um...man, that Wade Phillips sure is one fat faggot, huh?

REX GROSSMAN'S CAREER SUMMED UP BY A BOX SCORE

(Sorry it's not straighter. My excitement was off the charts.)

SPEAKING OF HILARIOUS BOX SCORES...

Why is no one making a bigger deal about John Kasay's 97-yard field goal?

THE MOST AWKWARD COMMERCIAL TO FILM IN COMMERCIAL FILMING HISTORY

Jared: Hey, guys! Wanna go get a drink after this?

Michael Strahan and Justin Tuck: Nah, Jared. Just make sure our Subway checks get delivered to our house, alright?

ANYONE ELSE?

Think this happens 80 times every time the Colts and Titans play? As Dan pointed out, it seems like the Colts lose their players in practice all the time, while the Titans save their injuries for games against us.

Fire your trainers, for God's sake. It's been ridiculous for six years.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE?

A. Brett Favre is reading Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson "The Night Before Christmas", only because they studied extra-hard in the film room this week

B. Brett Favre is sorting through the game program, trying to find "2" and "7" under "Minnesota" so he can properly address the two men beside him wearing jerseys by their Christian names

C. Brett Favre is searching the menu for which of the pictured toys is included with this week's Big Kid's Meal, ultimately deciding what the other two will eat

D. Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson, two NFL quarterbacks currently with the Minnesota Vikings, are hanging out with some guy

IMMATURE FUN WITH PAINT