No Chance In Tennessee

It's official: The NFL has its Vincent Kennedy McMahon. That man? Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams.

Frank Wycheck has never felt so ashamed. But hey, at least it was Bud's first time.

And with that, a special McMahon vs. Adams photo gallery! I'm giddy with anticipation!

Vince McMahon, Sr.

Bud. Are we sure they're not related?

Yep, I know it's blurry. But find a better picture. You can't.

"You guys like my costume? I'm going as Crazy Jimmy Carter this year."

Bud is two wins away from starting his own "Kiss My Ass Club".

Photo courtesy of the Nashville Wax Museum.

Bud would use this money to sign recently cut Colt players.

And there you have it! Feel free to root for the Tennessee Titans and their crazy 86-year old owner, Bud Adams!

THE "HEY, EVERYBODY ELSE IS BEATING UP THE BROWNS TODAY, LET ME TRY" SECTION

What is Eric Mangini doing in this picture?

A. Witnessing what he thinks is the death of Jin while catching up on some "Lost".

B. Thinking about what golf courses he will be playing at this time next year.

C. Watching his best player, Joshua Cribbs, a special teams player, get carried off the field on a stretcher after the meaningless last play of a pathetic, nationally televised shutout.

D. Worrying about whether or not his possessions will be on the front porch of he and his wife's house when he gets home after the game.

VOMIT OR SHIT?

Derek Anderson's QB Rating (By Game)

30.9

68.8

15.1

51.0

36.4

10.5

Total = 36.2

Brady Quinn's QB Rating (By Game)

74.1

58.7

42.7

42.4

23.5

Total = 51.0

In case you were wondering, according to Pro Football Reference, if every single pass a quarterback threw fell incomplete his rating would be 39.6.

Oh, you're probably waiting for a joke. Um...wow, I didn't really have one planned. I thought that last statement would do the trick.

ERIC MANGINI OR FRANK CALIENDO?

Two teams have looked at this face and thought, "We've GOT to hire this guy!"

THE "YEARS AGO, I WORKED AT THE BEST BUY WAREHOUSE FOR LITERALLY TWO HOURS BEFORE THEY FIRED ME FOR NOT WORKING" AWARD

Hey, at least you two have your shit together!

There may be a part two coming later. If not, jumbo tomorrow. It all depends on if I ever get caught doing this at work instead of, you know, my real work. Tell your friends!